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Wednesday, February 4, 2009

3. Preparing for the Interview


(Munna and circuit lonely in sea-shore….into serious discussion…)

Circuit (pointing to the cup of milk which Munna is holding): Kya Bhai! apun akkha raat (whole night) se tere ko dekh rela hai, tu bas drink kiye jarela hai……apun bola na tension nahi lene ka…..apun kuchh jugaad (arrangement) kar dega……


Munnna (angrily) : Kya jugaad karega re tu……jab usko pata chalega ki apun ko Krsna k bare mein ABCD bhi nahi aata hai toh apun ka khel vahin peich game baj jayega…THE END...


Circuit (with suddenly some idea in his mind) : Bhai! Tum yahin par rehne ka…apun bas yoon gaya aur yoon aaya……


Circuit (to other bhai log) : Eh chal fatafat van nikal……


(Circuit comes back with a Vaisnav - a person in saffron robe, shaven head, with a V-mark on his forehead, holding chanting beads in his right hand and constantly muttering something)


Munna (somewhat dissapointed): Ab yeh “bhajan kirtan” ko kahan se utha k le aaya re tu……apun ko pata tha….tu koi aisaich kaam karega…….


Munna (to Vaisnav with folded hands) : dekho swamiji apun abhi bahut tension mein hai…..bhajan-wajan sab kal karega (showing him the way to go)…..…


Circuit (holding Vaisnav back): Nahi bhai…apun ko koi bhajan karwane ka nahi hai…..yeh Vaisnav hai…bole toh…Krsna ka friend….


Vaisnav: (interrupting him) Friend nahi servant….


Circuit (Instantaneously): Right!… (surprised) arey! tu bola!!….apun tere ko temple se rampuri dikhakar yahan tak laya…....tere face mein ek wrinkle bhi nahi aaya…bas dheere dheere kuchh "Krsna Krsna” bol raha tha….......


Circuit (to Munna) : Eh Bhai bole toh….ekdam tension free, bindaas apun ka van pe baith k aayela hai.….(laughing) jaisa…..jaisa apun koi guide hai, tour pe le jarela hai..…


Circuit (to Vaisnav): sach bidu….aakkha life mein pehli baar apunko kisi koh uthane mein sharam aarela tha……..


Vaisnav (continuing with peace on his face): Ek Vaisnav Krsna ka servant hota hai……..uske jeevan ka uddeshya (purpose) keval Krsna ki seva karna hota hai……aur kuchh nahi...(smiling)


Munna: Bole toh akkha life Krsna ka service aur koi kaam nahi?…..


Vaisnav : Haan Krsna ki service karte hue hi saare kaam karna chahiye. Vaise bhi toh hum sab kisi na kisi ki service karte hain….(smiling) Yeh circuit tumhari service kar raha hai…tum Janhavi ki service kar rahe ho…..bolo haan ya na….


Munna : Tera point right hai…..par phir other religion wala kya karega?…..


Vaisnav : Isme kya mushkil hai…..agar tum Muslim ho toh Allah ki service karo, Christian ho toh Christ ki service karo……


Munna : Bole toh religion-wise service karne ka hai……


Vaisnav: Nahi, love ke saath service karna chahiye…..bina kisi expectation k……


Vaisnav (continues to circuit) : Aur rahi baat tumhari rampuri ki…..(smiling) toh mein jaanta hoon ki mein ye shareer nahi aatma (soul) hoon….Krsna ka ansh (part)…aur Krsna param-atma hain (Super-soul)….shareer tyagate samay (while dying) Krsna ko yaad karne wala hi sabse bada Yogi hota hai...isliye bas "kuchh Krsna Krsna" bol raha tha (smiling)....


(Munna and Circuit look smilingly towards each other)


Circuit: Bhai apun bola tha na….Vaisnav bole toh Krsna encyclopedia……


(Munna and Circuit laugh)

Munna (suddenly somewhat worried) : Par apun ko one week mein itna gyan kaise aayega…..


Vaisnav : Ghabrao nahi Munna, yeh gyan padhne se ya apne intelligence se nahi aata. Jo Krsna ka bhakt hota hai….Krsna uske heart mein yeh gyan de dete hain…


Munna (smiling) : bole toh direct copy paste……yeh Krsna bahut sana [smart] hai…….(becomes serious) Par apun toh akkha life crime kiyela hai…..Krsna apun ko bhakt kyon banayega…..(somewhat angry) uska address malum hota toh utha laata abhi yahin par….dekhta kaise bhakt nahi banaata!…..


Vaisnav (smiling at Munna’s innocence) : Itni mehnat karne ki koi jaroorat nahi hai Munna…. (pointing towards Munna’s heart) Unka address yahan hai……


Munna (looking surprisingly at his heart) : Idhar? Eh Maharaj apun ko yeda samjhela hai kya? Ladke log bolte hain Bhai ka dil bahut bada hai, par Idhar toh sachhi bahut kam space hai re?


Vaisnav: Yeh sab tumko aise samajh mein nahi aayega Munna…..Krsna ke bare mein jaan-ne k liye unke kisi bhakt k bataye raaste par chalte hue poore dil se har-pal (every moment) Krsna ko yaad karna hoga……tab tum Krsna k bare mein sab kuchh jaan jaoge


Munna: sacchi bolna? aisa karne se apun Jahnavi ji ko Krsna k bare mein sab kuchh bata sakta hai?…….


Vaisnav (with full conviction): Nissandeh (certainly)


Munna (with his knees on the ground and very respectfully): Toh theek hai Maharaj….aaj se apun aapka woh bole toh….servant hai……apun ko Krsna ke bare mein sab kuchh jaan-ne ka hai……..sab kuchh..…tum jaisa kahega apun ekdam vaisaichh [exactly the same] karega……Eh Circuit!…..


Circuit (somewhat reluctantly) : Bhai apun ko kyon? Interview toh tumhara hai……..


Munna: Par apun ko koi doubt hoga toh discuss kiske saath karega?


Circuit (Helplessly bending on his knees) : Maharaj!!….aaj se apun bhi……aapka servant hai…….ekdam!!


What is gonna happen now? Keep watching.


Next Posting: Spiritual Locha



Congratulations to all the Winners of the Todoo Challenge

Q.1 First: Atul Sancheti Second: Akshay Jog

Q.2 First: Atul Sancheti & Akshay Jog Second: Ankur Gupta

Q.3 First: Ankur Gupta (No other person could answer)

Q.4 First: Atul Sancheti Second: Ankur Gupta

Q.5 First: Atul Sancheti

Bond log solo answer walon ko special thanks aur special prize...collect from Room No. 201.


Tuesday, February 3, 2009

2. The 'Todoo Challenge' (cond. from prev.)


(Munna is getting restless, looking at his watch again and again, circuit comes inside the room)

Circuit (hastily): Bhai! Bole toh..woh show abhi shuru hone wala hai..…tum ready hai na?..tension nahi lene ka bhai…apun ne saara arrangement kar diyela hai.

Munna (in an irritated manner): par mere ko toh tera arrangement kahin nahi dikh raha……….

Circuit (as if revealing the surprise): Haa!!..... Bhai is bar apun kuchh special kiyela hai………bole toh…..

Munna (doubtfully interrupting): special bole toh?

Circuit: Woh kya hai na Bhai aajkal duniya thodi advance ho gayeli hai ……ab kisi ko utha k lane ki zaroorat nahi hai bhai…

Munna (angrily): toh kya apun wahan jayega?

Circuit (claryfying): Nahi nahi Bhai….apun ko kahin jaane ka nahi hai…….sab online ho jayega………

Munna: Online?

Circuit: haan Bhai!....apun ne ek blog banayela hai…..bhabhi wahan se sawal poochhegi……apun yahan sab ‘bond’ logon se answer poochhega…….(laughingly adds) aur tum wahan jawab dena bhai!!!!

Munna: Bole toh…tu toh ekdam…..shana ho gayela hai re…..

Circuit(serious): Bhai time hone wala hai…..tum ready raho apun abhi aata hai….


(They get the call connected and Munna introduces himself, meanwhile..)

Circuit: Arey ‘bond’ log…… ready raho……..jaise hi bhabhi sawal poochhegi, apun yahan sawal dalega…..one by one.…ekdam fatafat jawab (comment k thru) deneka……bhai ki phodu image bananeka hai…..aur galat jawab diya na toh (moves his left hand around his right wrist while clinching his fist!!)…...pehla sawal 11pm....pehla jawab winner hoga!!!!

Q.1 Krsna, when He was just 7 days old killed a witch, who wanted to kill Him by feeding poison, what was the name of the witch?

Circuit: Hey bhai..woh Putana bataya....

(Munna gets it right)

Q.2 Krsna killed a serpent living inside Yamuna river, what was the name of the serpent?

Circuit: Hey bhai..woh kaliya bola....

(Munna gets it right)

Q.3 What does Gopal mean?

Arey bond log jaldi karo....woh bhai haar jayega.....

(Nobody answers)

Bhai! bhabhi ko bolna apun thoda "cut " mar k aata hai...

Ae bhai..apun ko koi bola tha ki Krsna gaaya (cow) ki bahut care kiya...tu bol de...

(Munna gets it right)

Kya kar rahe ho tum log...apun ne hi answer de dala...hahahaha

Q.4 Krsna plays a musical instrument, what is it?

Bond log bar bar refresh marne ka.....

Circuit: baansuri Bola Bhai....

(Munna gets it right)

Last question:Krsna is the son of Vasudev so His name is also--?

Circuit: Vaasudev Bola Bhai....

(Munna gets this also right and has won the Todoo Challenge)

Questionwise names of the bonds will be released on this blog by tomorrow.

Circuit: Kya 'bond' log....bina rules padhe seedha game mein kood jaate ho.......chalo koi nahi......Bhai jeet gaya......ab apun ko thoda celebrate karne ka hai..bhai k saath...see u tomorrow.....good night....




Monday, February 2, 2009

1.Inauguration of Krsnagiri

Setting the Scene

Introducing Munna-----













Aur yeh raha Circuit-----


















(Circuit and Munna are discussing..... )

Circuit: Eh! Bhai abhi bole toh Janamashtami aareli hai!
Munna: Yeh Janamashtami bole toh....
Circuit: Janamashtami bole toh, Krsna ka Happy Birthday Bhai...

Munna: Yeh Krsna kaun hai re...naam toh bada heavy lag rela hai..
Circuit: Bhai, Krsna...bole toh...bahut daring man...Bhai single handedly saare shaitanon ki waat laga di...
Munna: Toh yeh hamare area mein aa rela hai kya?
Circuit: Aisa hi samjho Bhai...Bole toh janamashtami k din Bhabhi ne radio pe 'Todoo Challenge' rakhela hai...
Munna: 'Todoo Challenge' ??
Circuit: haan bole toh Krsna ke baare mein sawal...jeetne wale ka bhabhi k saath interview....Bhai! bhabhi se milne ka bindaas chance hai..
Munna & Circuit: Ha....hahahaha (They understood how Munna is going to win)

So, there will be the 'Todoo Challenge' live tommorow at this blog. Questions will be posted at 11:00 pm Feb-3, at this blog one by one...and you can give your replies to help Munna win. As it was in the movie the first right answer will be the winner.

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